If there are any HINTS round our way of Viking maidens, the local press will be round in a flash
They MIGHT very well be wearing luminous Viking leggings to hide their hairy legs
They used to be thigh length but the THING is that new Viking regulations of the health and safety kind have restricted all luminous leg wear to knee length
Sure, there is potential for a TINGE of nettle rash, but Viking maidens are built to withstand all types of inconvenience.
I GRANT you that giant nettles may be problematic but Viking maiden's thighs are made of reinforced moose leather.
You could be right...my BRAIN is functioning at a very low truth level at the moment.
A few RAIDS on the local thermal woolly hat store may be required.
Several RINGS of rubberised polo mints placed on the head should dispel all forms of wetness from above
Mind you, the WRONG size woolly hats could mean full face coverage if they slip down.
There's not a GRAIN of truth in the rumour that shredded woolly hats could provide insulation for Viking houses.