The local Saxons will be GREEN with envy at any Viking home improvement innovations, that's for sure.
It is not wise to SNEER at any heathen hovels, no matter how stylish.
Mind you, the RENTS on certain upmarket hovels can be attractive.
All I know is there is a ROSTA for who shares the bedroom with the cows and sheep.
Oh yes;- made out of the reinforced HAIRS of several wild boars.
Well, the wild boars shed a few TEARS when they ended up butt naked.
Apparently, the FATES decided that all wild boars were to be treated with due care and reverance and were allowed to sleep anywhere they wanted.
Well it BEATS being huddled up in a soggy muddy clearing in a forest
with bare *RSES, no doubt
If they do, you would need several ROPES to get them off.