Don't want to SPOIL all this fun but a horde of Viking warriors have just moved in next door.
The SLOPS from their indoor lavs are worse than any pool of water.
SHIPS with many Viking plumbers may be needed to mend any leakages
SHOTS may be fired if the Vikings are angered in any way
I understand that the local HOTEL may be hiding the worst of the Viking hordes in the penthouse suite.
Where they enjoy roast OTTER and eel pies no doubt.
Perhaps you will enjoy the AFTER dinner pillage and plunder display by the renown troupe "The Vikinettes"
Only if they are bribed with a CRATE of Super Strength Arthritic Artic Ale
Apparently, TEAMS of arthritic elk farmers spent several years developing the perfect brew.
Well, barrels of the brew were stored in several airtight bunkers under a derelict block of FLATS in Sondheim