Thieves would be detered as there is a very hairy BEAST guarding the barrels of ale
You might tempt the beast away by lobbing chunks of PEASE pudding in his general direction
Well, if you'd had a SPARK of common sense you would have stocked up on lumps of pease pudding for just such an occasion
I SWEAR not to mention pease pudding ever again!
The favourite fruit of PIERS Morgan, as I understand it.
Anything Piers touches has to be in PRIME condition.
Not quite. Because he speaks a load of TRIPE, no prizes were awarded thiis year.
There are a few folks who have a PRINT of his face on the local pub dart board.
I have to POINT out that the long queue for the dart board could hamper your access to the bar
Try blending in with the locals by wearing the regimental TUNIC of the gromitting genadiers